Going on a date with a lovely Catalan girl soon…

I worry that my accent is going to make her name sound less continental and instead quite insulting. Tumblr, train me!

blue lips, blue veins, blue the colour of our planet from far, far away
Regina Spektor

benkothe:

@missyfinn and I made this bangin’ poster for class. 
LCD Soundsystem - Losing My Edge


Truth

benkothe:

@missyfinn and I made this bangin’ poster for class. 

LCD Soundsystem - Losing My Edge

Truth

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fishingboatproceeds:

sunnysunflowers:

I freakin’ love Powell’s even more because they do this thing where if you were about to get a used book but its out…. they swap you a brand new book to read… to which I was like, COOL. I was going to get a used hardcover of The Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman but I love this brand new softcover <3 BUT WAIT THAT’S NOT ALL

THE BOOK WAS SIGNED BY NEIL GAIMAN?! LIKE WHAT? I’m pretty sure that’s an “N” and a “G”…. holy moly if it is his autograp, I got so lucky! I’ve been wanting a book signed by him for ages!!!

Ahhhhh!!! <3 It is a wonderful day for a book lover and collector~ 

File under: things amazon doesn’t do.

Some people have all the luck

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A lot of Britons are missing tin foil hats

ISIS beheadings are an inside job.. If it’s not why would the perpetrator be called “John of the Beatles”. I’ve solved it haven’t I… Put me through to GCHQ and tell them I’ve solved their game.

Genuine conversation I had today

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

Europe is a boatload more liberal than the UK!

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

Europe is a boatload more liberal than the UK!

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Meant to post this last week. Chris Pratt flawlessly aping Eminem

This has always been my outlook on life… I don’t understand why so many people look after number one

This has always been my outlook on life… I don’t understand why so many people look after number one

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Should&#8217;ve gone with de ja spew

Should’ve gone with de ja spew

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Every side must be represented

You however have no opinion. I have an opinion, those higher up the pay scale have an opinion but you do not. It’s a universal rule